November 2011

You Can Taste The Diamond Filtering And The Crazy!

November 30, 2011

There are only two categories of people on my christmas gift list…. those of you getting a diamond-filtered bottle of crazy in a transparent human skull, and those of you who don’t mean enough to me to warrant a see through skull. Might I suggest for next christmas you befriend a super villain, post haste.

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Stop Climbing The Doomtree

November 23, 2011

Get the new Doomtree record and tell your black friends you “get it” now.

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Save Our Community!

November 15, 2011

This, is a visual representation of my frustration with NBC’s decision to excise their only sitcom that’s not a complete shitcom. Go to Save Community!, sign the petition, and safeguard one of the more consistent sources of smiles in the otherwise smoldering network tv post-apoca-landscape. Nobody’s asking you to occupy an 8-man jurt in your financial [...]

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Catvertising Agency

November 14, 2011

“By 2015, cat videos are going to represent 90% of the content on the web.” Sniff. (Just that little sniff. The 80′s wall street day-trader coke sniff to punctuate his statement. That’s what makes it for me. That, and all the cats in the video.)

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Stay-at-home Son, Stand-up Comedian.

November 12, 2011

If I understood the economy or knew what zeitgeist meant, Phil Hanley might seem like a perfect opportunity.

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Old. It’s The New New.

November 8, 2011
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Tabloid Press

November 6, 2011

“Everytime I make a movie I should at least attempt to try to re-invent the form.” Errol Morris is talking directly into the ‘interr-o-tron’ device he invented and used to conduct the interviews for his documentary “Tabloid“. It’s awesome to hear that kind of ambition but never mind any of that noise, watch this film [...]

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Skyzoo: Not What You Think But With Better Percussion

November 2, 2011
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